What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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