it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
its liver damage thursday
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Randomize
