somebody snuck up and got me drunk
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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