I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
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