nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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