A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
