you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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