i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Randomize