fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
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