My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I would fuck him just for his dog
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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