He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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