at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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