Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
My vagina just clenched in fear
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