I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Swiping left on your brother's Tinder account is possibly the worst way to learn he broke up with his girlfriend.
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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