I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
