Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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