my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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