so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
Also so weird my phone cracked after I repeatedly threw it at the ground as hard as possible
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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