Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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