Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Where are you guys?
Drunk
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