Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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