Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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