Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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