Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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