I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
operation harelip BJ is a go
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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