Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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