You really coming over, don't trick.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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