How'd it feel making her break her religion?
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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