your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Last night i stole a disco ball from a frat house by pretending i was pregnant.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Yeah, the furnace guy just pulled out 4 empty and 1 full beer bottle from the vent. You are no longer allowed over.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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