Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
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