brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm not a horrible person, I just see what everyone chooses to politely ignore.. And occasionally say it aloud whilst deeply intoxicated.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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