How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
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All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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