Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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