Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
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