I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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