yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
We had sex on a dog bed..
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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