I am spending my child support on dildos
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm training him to sit when I whistle the tune from the hunger games. I'm going to be the coolest parent ever.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Boobs are out for the taking
You are in my phone as "Thigh Gap" and you apparently work for "DO NOT DRUNK TEXT, INC." That is why I called you six times last night. So unless you take a second job at "NO DRUNK DIALING LLC" expect more. PS I am sober so this is legit.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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