i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
Randomize
