i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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