no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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