That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just woke up in the back of his van. Bring me a sunkist.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
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