it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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