Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
Also, my phone autocorrects ENABLER to all caps. I think I drunk text the word too often.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
