He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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