Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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