I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
my poor anus
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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