You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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