do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
My vagina is very pro this idea
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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