sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
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