Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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