So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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