Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
Randomize
