After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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